I was really so excited to get to order the perfume I had loved and wanted a bottle of for 2 years. I don't get to shop for myself very often and this was a long awaited birthday gift. When it arrived I was super happy but when I opened it the perfume had turned to alcohol and just smelled awful.

Hey, Bvlgari Mon Jasmin Noir. Armani called. They want Idole d'Armani back. Wait - hold the phone! It's Estée Lauder . They're demanding their Sensuous Noir . Now all the lines are ringing, and it looks like it's a bunch of celebuscents.